Parking Ticket: lyrics
- Forty minutes since the table was set.
- Checking my reflection in the soup spoon, yet.
- The waiter’s giving me that "poor girl" stare.
- But I’m just vibing with the empty chair.
- You texted saying you were "round the bend."
- I’ve read that message twenty times, my friend.
- I looked outside to see the evening light.
- And saw a little slip of yellow, bright.
- Oh, you finally made it to the door.
- But I don’t think I like you anymore.
- The highlight of the night, the only ticket.
- Is that fifty-dollar fine, so go and kick it.
- Thanks for the parking ticket.
- Yeah, she got a parking ticket.
- Best part of the worst date ever.
- Hope that fine lasts you forever.
- You ordered water and a side of fries.
- Told three stories that were mostly lies.
- I watched the meter maid walk down the block.
- While you were bragging ‘bout your crypto stock.
- She leaned right over on your windshield glass.
- A little souvenir for being crass.
- You kept on talking, didn't see the sign.
- While you were wasting all this time of mine.
- Oh, you finally made it to the door.
- But I don’t think I like you anymore.
- The highlight of the night, the only ticket.
- Is that fifty-dollar fine, so go and kick it.
- Thanks for the parking ticket.
- Yeah, she got a parking ticket.
- Best part of the worst date ever.
- Hope that fine lasts you forever.
- It’s tucked beneath the wiper, nice and tight.
- A little "kiss me" from the law tonight.
- You’re gonna see it when you drive away.
- The only thing worth paying for today.
- Oh, you finally made it to the door.
- But I don’t think I like you anymore.
- The highlight of the night, the only ticket.
- Is that fifty-dollar fine, so go and kick it.
- Thanks for the parking ticket.
- Yeah, she got a parking ticket.
- Best part of the worst date ever.
- Hope that fine lasts you forever.