Red Flag Parade: lyrics
- You told me your ex was insane
- While wearing your mother's gold chain
- You don't have a job or a car
- But you sure know the girls at the bar
- Your therapist blocked you last week
- You talk when you're sleeping in Greek
- It's messy, it's wild, and it's wrong
- So obviously, I'm tagging along
- Look at them marching on by
- Oh, what a beautiful sight
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I'm checking it out tonight
- Bright red and blowing so high
- I didn’t even try to run
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I bought a ticket for one
- You still share a lease with your ex
- But claim that it's only for checks
- You said you're a sensitive soul
- Who’s totally out of control
- You hate every dog that you meet
- And park on the wrong side of the street
- My friends say I need to go hide
- But I love a dangerous ride
- Look at them marching on by
- Oh, what a beautiful sight
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I'm checking it out tonight
- Bright red and blowing so high
- I didn’t even try to run
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I bought a ticket for one
- Some girls want a white picket fence
- Some girls want a man who makes sense
- But I like the brass and the drums
- Wave those banners, baby, here it comes
- Look at them marching on by
- Oh, what a beautiful sight
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I'm checking it out tonight
- Bright red and blowing so high
- I didn’t even try to run
- It’s a red flag parade
- And I bought a ticket for one